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Just Crow Things is a naughty, laugh-a-minute adventure with a destructive edge. Additionally, if you’ve played Rain on Your Parade or The Untitled Goose Game, you’ll know what to expect. This silly and chaotic affair is aimed at immature gamers that love poop jokes and slapstick humour.
This 3D semi-open-world adventure title was developed and published by Unbound Creations LLC. Like their first endeavour, Rain on Your Parade, it is a colourful, tongue-in-cheek experience that will make you smile throughout. Moreover, the story is bloody silly and the solo action is tough enough to keep you focused, but easy enough for youngsters to enjoy. This wonderful blend of mindless tasks creates a casual game that can be enjoyed repeatedly.
Just Crow Things tells a whacky tale.
Crows are surprisingly bright. They can imitate human behaviour and an array of familiar sounds. As such, they make the ideal protagonist for a zany adventure game. Luckily, Just Crow Things doesn’t take itself too seriously. Accordingly, the creative juices are overflowing as you explore some bizarre locations. Furthermore, magic, poops, and other key elements change the way you act.
You play the role of a young crow. This fledgling bird is destined for big things but needs to wise up first. As such, an adventure is exactly what he needs. By helping the local animals overcome their Hooman invaders, this would-be hero enhances his reputation amongst his peers. Though the plot is amusing, it plays second fiddle to the silly shenanigans. As such, you’ll laugh as you attack every human and complete an array of whacky quests.
Excellent gameplay.
I’m a bit of a sucker for stupid games. The idea of smacking people with brooms or pooping on cars tickles me. What’s more, if you can add some exciting but mindless quests, I’m all over it like a rash. Luckily, Just Crow Things ticks each of these boxes. Every level has a set number of points that must be achieved before progressing. Points are earned by helping the local animals with each task. Whether you steal jewels, complete races, or destroy buildings, you will leave a wake of havoc and destruction in your path.
As the animals are assisted, they will reward you for your hard work. There are a handful of main quests to complete and plenty of side quests to overcome. Furthermore, you must complete a couple of races per stage to prove your worth. None of these tests is challenging, but it is the mindless and often destructive action that makes this so enjoyable. Moreover, the silly text and hatred towards humans will make you laugh.
Though the gameplay is repetitive, I didn’t mind. Each small area can be explored freely and this gives you some power over what you are doing. Additionally, if you gather enough points, you can move to the next stage and return whenever you like. This non-linear design was great and it’ll be attractive to younger gamers or people with short attention spans.
Just Crow Things is an explosion of colour.
The gameplay may be exceptionally silly, but the graphics were fantastic. The level of detail in each of the 10 stages was great. Additionally, the layers of colour and the different interactive objects were amazing. As you flap across each level you must avoid location-specific obstacles. Though this wasn’t a challenge, it adds another layer of crazy depth. What’s more, the animation was great and I had no issues exploring each lively location.
The whimsy soundtrack will make you smile. The upbeat songs complement the weird sound effects. I adored the sound of soaring above screaming humans. Strangely enough, a bird poop that sets them on fire causes them to panic and scream. Alongside this, you’ll chuckle as you endure the sound of a broom smashing your wings or the honk of an annoyed driver.
Excellent controls.
Just Crow Things is great to play! The controls are tight and soaring and swooping were a joy to experience. Additionally, grabbing usable items or stealing objects was a cinch. Upsetting the locals by throwing chairs, tables, and other items everywhere is mindless but hilarious.
The developers have chucked in some customisation options to enhance longevity. As you complete each stage, you unlock special hats. These colourful objects are not essential, but who doesn’t want a crow who wears antlers? More items and hats can be found as you explore the overworld map. Consequently, explore every nook and cranny if you wish to find every collectable.
Just Crow Things is wonderfully immature.
Being a pain in the arse and annoying the locals should be banned. However, Just Crow Things is too much fun and too juvenile to let this concern you. The mindless action is a little repetitive, but I didn’t care. I adored the childish humour and the never-ending poop. What’s more, the slightly challenging races upped the ante enough to hold my attention. Subsequently, I love this silly endeavour and I recommend buying it here! Can you prove your worth and become the alpha crow? Explore the world, collect every shiny item, and annoy the Hoomans.
